Obnoxiously Gross Jokes Volume XXVIII
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For the millions of fans of the "Gross Jokes" series comes Julius Alvin's most hilarious, most obnoxiously disgusting collection yet! This outrageous book includes something to offend everyone with jokes about ethnic groups, homosexuals, women, politicians, and more.
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out here on the porc.h," Pa ho llt:rs. Junior comes out and says, " \.Yhat is it, J>a?" His father says, "Son, it 's time you le-am t alx>ut sex." " Wha t's sex? " Junior wa nts to know. Pa tells Ma to ta ke oiT her clothes, whic.h ~he does. TI1cn he takes ofT his dothes. He s."'lys to his son , " S<·e that hole Ma's got berween her legs?" Junio r nods. Pa says, "Watch this." lie starts d oing Ma right there o n the porch. /1. few minutes la ter Junior's younger brother, Billy 88 jui.J·u.s Mvm
to st•e your grandmot11cr." The secon d kid "I went for a rid(' on a ch oochoo.'' " No," t11e teacher says. "US(.' a g-rown· up word. You went on a train." Tile third kid says, " l read a book this summe r." TI1e tcad1er says, " What book did you read ? And don't fo rget to usc gr-own-up words." The third kid replies, "IVINNlE Tll£ Sllfl: .. sar. l 9<1 Julius Alvin What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand. What do you get when you cross a
Polish wo m e n d oes it take to m ake po pcom ? Fo ur-o n e to ho ld th e p o l a nd three to h ake th e stove . So th e Po li; h guy co mes home fro m wo rk a nd fin d; his wife in be d with hi s be t fri e nd . Th e Po lac k cri es, "Wh a t Lhe he ll d o you thi nk yo u ' re doing?" Hi wife say to the best fri e nd , " ee? l told you he was an id iot." 14 julitL5 Aluin Why couldn't the Po lack ca ll 91 l ? H e cou ldn't find the 11 on th e phone. How did th e Polish skyd ive r die? H e
difference be tween a man and a lawnmower? l...awn m owe rs d o n ' t bitch after they cu t the grass. • Why docs a man always have a clear conscience? Because it's never been used. Did you h ear about Lhe new l\farv Alben compu ter? It has eighteen bytes and no memory. 114 jllliUJ Alvin What did Marv Albert do when NBC gave him the pink slip? He wore it. So the guy meets a really attractive blonde in a singles bar. 1l1ey're immediately attr