The Sick Lovers Joke Book
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A joke book
good at stimulating his root. *** Why did the nympho go to Hollywood? She wanted to make love under the stars. *** What's doggie style for a JAP? When the husband wants to have sex, the wife rolls over and plays dead. *** A woman was so self-centered that when her husband gave her an orgasm, she cried out her own name. *** Why was the Moslem reluctant to have oral sex with his policewoman wife? He heard someone say all police were pigs. *** What do you call it when a dog in heat rubs up
put on a wedding dress , they reall y mean business. *** How did the totally paralyzed bride say he~ wedding vows? .. I drool." *** How can you tell the bride at a Chicano wedding? She's the one who's most pregnant. 115 Did you hear about the bride who kicked the groom in the groin because he wao; late for the ceremony? Wedding balls were ringing. *** Here's the church, Here's the steeple. Open the doors, And you're henpecked-forever. Wedding Night ~hat traditionally runs thro ugh th e
empty. They don't fill it till summer." . "'I'll show you what kind of a man I am," he said "111 fucking wait!" *** What's a cloak? The mating call of a Chinese frog. *** What's the most common marriage proposal? ... you're what?" *** What do you call it when two people marry for each other's money? Yuppie love. *** How do nerds initiate relationships? By placing their right hands in their pockets. 27 Sidney Spite's definition of courtship: A man pursuing a woman until she catches him.
two most frivolous words in the English language? "I do." *** How can marrieds improve their sex life? Cheat. *** What did the man say to his nympho wife when he received an obscene phone call? "Honey, it's for you." 62 How did the man know his J AP wife had gone to finishing school? After six months of marriage, he was finished . *** A man was feeling in ill health. He went to his doctor to have some tests. The doctor soon told him that his condition was deteriorating. It was a miracle he
put wax in her naval? Her husband liked to eat by candlelight. *** Sidney Spite says: Newlyweds are usually content, satisfied and deliriously happy. That's what makes them so nauseating. · Passion What is true love for the male of the species? An erection. *** What is true love for the female of the species? A charge account at Bloomingdale's. *** With what words does the American male begin the sex act? "l love you." With what words does he consummate the sex act? 76 "Take it in your