The New York City Cab Driver's Book of Dirty Jokes
Jim Pietsch
Language: English
Pages: 304
ISBN: 0446615234
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
The Cab is Yellow, But the Jokes are Blue Did you hear the one about the first thing a blonde does in the morning? How about the nervous lady and the French horn player? Jim Pietsch may drive a clean cab, but his customers love to tell him dirty jokes. Now the wildly popular author of The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book (Volumes 1 and 2) offers over 400 of Gotham's naughtiest rib-ticklers about the hot and the bothered, the cheaters and the cheated, and all things that go bump-and-grind in the night. The targets are endless: straights and gays, hoochies and husbands, cops and coeds, gullible hicks and, of course, city slickers. So if you're ready for a wild ride, buckle up, because The New York City Cab Driver's Book of Dirty Jokes will have you laughing a blue streak!
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seem to understand," says the woman. "I'm a prostitute." " Prostitute?" says the bear. "What's that?" " Here," says the woman, and tosses a dictionary at the koala. "Look it up." The bear flips through the pages, then says, "Here it is ! I found it !" "Now pay particular attention," says the hooker, 'l.o the pan of the definition where it says, 'performs sexual favors in return for money.'" " But," says the Au stralian animal, 'Tm a koala bear." - so whatr asks the woman. " What's a koala bear?"
told me to come out here and tell you that dinner will be ready in a couple of sees." rNYrh A father and son are walking down the street when they happen to walk by two dogs mating. When asked by the boy what they are doing, the father replies, "Son, they are making puppies." That night the little boy wakes up because he is thirsty. He goes to his parents' bedroom, opens the door, and discover them in the act of making love. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Son, we're making babies," the father
long, watching me like a hawk." •••• -~·~· Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. • ••• ··~ A motorcycle enthusiast is over at his friend 's house. "You know, I've been wondering about something for a 31 long time," he says to his friend . " How do you keep your cycle so shiny all the time?'' '"That's my big secret." says the fri end, "but s ince you' re such a close buddy, I'll tell you what it is. I aJway carry Vaseline with me, so that