The Even Bigger Book Of Gross Jokes
Julius Alvin
Language: English
Pages: 183
ISBN: 1575667894
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
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then cried out. "Mommie. Mommie. I still can't see!" MI lrnow. dear." she said. !oday is April Fool's." •• • Why are there two X 's on bottles of Dos Equis beer? Every Mexican needs a co-signer. • • • G The Even Bigger Book of Gross Jokes How can a teenager tell bad? if a case of acne is really A blind man tries to read his face . • •• What is the most common pickup line used by black guys? ~scream. bitch. and I'll kill you.~ ••• A sheriff in Alabama drove up to the scene of a
kitchen, and sees his boyfriend jacking off into a bag. The first gay guy asks his boyfriend, "What are you doing?" "What do you think I'm doing?" his boyfriend replies. "I'm packing your lunch." ••• • A Truly Gross Variety A man is in the shower with his slx-year-old daughter when she asks "What's that between your legs. Daddy?" "That's a penis. honey," he replies. "Will 1 ever get one?" she asks. "Yes," Daddy answers. "Just as soon as Mommy leaves for work." ••• A man is desperate for
er twice. ••• What's the first thing a woman does when she g ets out of the battered women 's shelter? The dishes. if she knows what's good for her. • • • What's the best thing God ever did? He invented pussy. • •• What's the worst thing He ever did? He put women in charge of it. • • • • A Truly Gross Variety Why did the woman cross the road? Because I told her to. • •• What does every feminist in this world need? A good man to smack some sense into her. • •• Why can't men get mad
er twice. ••• What's the first thing a woman does when she g ets out of the battered women 's shelter? The dishes. if she knows what's good for her. • • • What's the best thing God ever did? He invented pussy. • •• What's the worst thing He ever did? He put women in charge of it. • • • • A Truly Gross Variety Why did the woman cross the road? Because I told her to. • •• What does every feminist in this world need? A good man to smack some sense into her. • •• Why can't men get mad
American Princess reaLLy disLikes sex? When she even has her guppies fixed. ••• Why do Jewish brides aLways smile at their weddings? Because they lrnow that they've given their very last b lowjob. • •• • So Gross Even We Were Offended When do Jewish men stop masturbating? When their wives die. • • • Do you know why it's so hardjor women to urinate in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a cold cheeseburge~ • • • What are they going to give Michael Jackson molests one more