Playboy's Party Jokes 5

Playboy's Party Jokes 5

Editors of Playboy Magazine

Language: English

Pages: 161


Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

If you're one of the more than five million people who bought Playboy's Party Jokes, More Playboy's Party Jokes, Still More Playboy's Party Jokes and New Playboy's Party Jokes, you'll want to add to your laugh-filled library with this - our fifth and funniest collection of new jokes, limericks, cartoons and Femlins.

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