More Filthy Dirty Jokes
Language: English
Pages: 368
ISBN: 1416590005
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
DEPRAVED, OFFENSIVE, AND HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE!
Some people can't get enough....If you love filthy, dirty jokes, then you'll really love
MORE FILTHY DIRTY JOKES!
Get down and dirty with this collection of totally tasteless humor guaranteed to offend just about everyone!
Bosses
Husbands & Wives
Golf
Old People
Doctors
Lawyers
Animals
Stupid People
Viagra
Politics
Religion
Kids
Drunks
...Plus X-Rated Riddles, Cheap One-Liners, and more! So unplug the sensitivity chip, and get ready to laugh out loud at
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factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory flo or and they' re really 6 Buslne. beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Loretta, surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. Th e tw o men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece o f fabric. wraps it around two marbles, and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. Th e
teacher, · send Johnny to university. l got the last ten questions WTong m yseU!" A woman takes a lover h ome during the da y, while her husband is at work. Unbekn ownst to her. her nine- year-old son is hiding in the closet. Her hus band comes home u nexpectedly, so sh e puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here.· The man says, "Yes, it is.· Boy: "l have a ba seball.· Man: "That's nice.· Boy: · wan t to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks. • Boy: "My dad's
the street saw the beer and came over to harass the ldd. ·Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" he asked. -rhat's nothing,· the kid said after taking a swig of beer. " I got laid when I was three.• "What? How did that happen?" "I don't remember, I was drunk.· A young female teacher is gjving an assignment to her sixthgrade class o ne day. It's a large assignment, so she stans writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there is a giggle from one of the boys in the dass. She quickly
the bed and pray for breasts, too. Finally find that damned G-spot. • Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes. ·Help me! Help met• she screamed. ·rm being robbedt• ·vou ain't being robbed,· her attacker interrupted. ·vou're being screwedt• The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. •If you're screwing me with that,· she fumed, ·1 am being robbedt• . 130 Mau t Womatl A farmer has a farm up the coast of Cali!ornia.
in a dark lane, broke out in shakes and a cold sweat, and bluned out: "God, I sure would like to have a little pussy.• "I would. too.· the girl sighed. "Mine's the size of a bucket!" Two women were having lunch together. and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says. ·r need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says, ·oh. that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies. ·whoa, 1 just can't picture your