Miss Becky's Charm School: Using Southern Belle Secrets to Land Your Man
Becky Rutledge
Language: English
Pages: 241
ISBN: 0806528257
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
If you've ever wondered why...
Catching a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree
Flirting with a man is like riding a bull-just because you stayed on for 8 seconds doesn't mean you've won first prize
Making small talk on a first date is harder than eating watermelon in a sundress ...then you've come to the right place!
Ladies, welcome to Miss Becky's Charm School! I'm Miss Becky, and in this book, I'll reveal some of my best tips and tricks for landing the perfect man, southern-girl style.
Now, I know y'all are busy, and I'm not here to blow smoke up your pretty little skirts, or to otherwise waste your precious time. But when it comes to the art of charming a man, no one does it better than the gals from Dixie. And whether you're a Yankee dame or a California babe, you can learn the secrets Southern Belles have been using for years to find the right man and put him just where you want him. Inside, we'll cover the basics every woman should know:
- Are you a Scarlett or a Melanie?-Take my quiz to figure out your Southern Belle alter ego.
- Separating the Possums from the Bunnies-Time-tested tricks for telling the Rednecks from the Southern Gentlemen.
- I Like My Women a Little on the Trashy Side-Dress to impress for every occasion.
- Why Buy the Cow?-Sex and the Southern Belle.
- Smooth as Butter-A Southern etiquette primer.
- The Deviled Egg Plate-The way to a man's heart really is through his stomach-tasty treats to win him over.
So pull up a chair, fix yourself a mint julep (or any strong drink you like), and get ready to learn the secret weapons and Southern Belle sensibilities that will help you snag the man of your dreams!
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let him know that you are more knowledgeable about anything than he is, because he won’t be able to handle it! You can expect to have a great friendship with a Priss, but there will be little romance or sex. He’ll be much more impressed with the thread count of the sheets than what goes on between them! THE SOUTHERN HEART/YANKEE BRAIN Next to last, you have your Southern Heart/Yankee Brain. This is a man who is dissatisfied with the South. Although he was raised here, he’s convinced that the
Heart/Yankee Brain is pretty easy to find. He loves bookstores and women who are interested in intellectual pursuits. You can find him at the city’s ACLU meeting or a political rally. The approach: The key to the flirting here is to know your subject. A Southern Heart/Yankee Brain is no fool and he can spot a fake a mile away. If you wanna catch this guy, you’d better have a sincere interest in what he’s about. The Southern Gentleman Where to find him: As for our Southern Gentleman, he can be
and there are various ways to make it. Men like it, I think, because it seems to be an acceptable form of “salad,” more manly, I guess. Some make it with chicken, mayo, onions, and celery. Others add grapes and nuts to theirs. However she makes it, every Southern woman I know thinks hers is the best. Some even refuse to share their recipes as if it’s a security breach to reveal it. I remember a story my stepson told me. He was dating this girl named Tiffany (I know, what can I say?) and she was
cornmeal. 4. Combine the two mixtures and flavor with the vanilla. 5. Pour into the unbaked pie shell and bake at 350°F for about an hour, until the filling is set. It is set when you can shake the pie gently and the center is firm. Serve warm or cool, and top with whipped cream if you’d like. Banana Puddin’ from Scratch Banana puddin’ is a Southern classic and is yummy. You can either follow the recipe below or you can always refer to the recipe printed on the side of the Nilla Wafer box! 1
and too much stress top the list as the reasons they may refuse us. Don’t take it personally if he isn’t in the mood. Accept his reasons graciously and then do your best to cheer him up. As soon as you do, he’ll be back in the saddle again, ready to ride! Even when he’s in a relationship, he will still masturbate—often. Michelle and I were at a favorite watering hole one night and she was helping me with this chapter. Two guys we knew, who will remain unnamed, were there—a bartender and a