Elrod McBugle On The Loose
Jeff Strand
Language: English
Pages: 136
ISBN: 0759943257
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
A comedy for kids...and adults who were warped as kids! The students at Greenwater Junior High have said they'll never forget this year, and Elrod McBugle is the reason. He's not a bad person. He doesn't TRY to get in trouble, cause mayhem, and occasionally blow things up...it just happens. And it's going to happen again and again! Share Elrod's hilarious adventures as he faces the wrath of the Slurpy Gulp Beverage Company, tries to become a millionaire selling homemade bubble gum, survives a wild squirrel attack, tries to find out if his math teacher is an axe murderer, and much, much more! Watch out, everyone...Elrod McBugle is on the loose!
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man was with them, wearing glasses so thick I'm surprised he could lift his head. "Please sit down, Elrod," said the principal, gesturing to a chair. I sat down. "I understand you were selling a type of gum called McBugle Chew. Is this correct?" "Yes, sir." "I see. And have you perchance noticed any particular...side effects that seem to have resulted from the chewing of that gum?" "Yes, sir." "Well, Elrod, I don't mind telling you that you're in a great deal of trouble. We may have to cancel
man was with them, wearing glasses so thick I'm surprised he could lift his head. "Please sit down, Elrod," said the principal, gesturing to a chair. I sat down. "I understand you were selling a type of gum called McBugle Chew. Is this correct?" "Yes, sir." "I see. And have you perchance noticed any particular...side effects that seem to have resulted from the chewing of that gum?" "Yes, sir." "Well, Elrod, I don't mind telling you that you're in a great deal of trouble. We may have to cancel
her friends and whispered something. I'm sure I wasn't supposed to hear it. "Andy is so cute. And he wrote me the most adorable love poem you can imagine. Oh, I just can't wait to watch him beat up Elrod!" Chapter Nine Quiz 1. Wouldn't it be nice if this quiz only had one question? Tenth Chapter! Collector's Item I WAS NOT A happy camper. I was like a camper whose tent had blown away in a thunderstorm and was being chased up a tree by a starving grizzly bear with really bad breath. So, Julie
"The other three couldn't make it." "Oh, well I'm sure you two will do fine." I looked around. Aside from the girls, there was nobody else in the backstage area. "How many acts are there?" "Two. You and the Math Club Women. It was a fairly low turnout this year. If you want to add some extra verses to your song to make it longer, that might be nice." Scoopy grinned. "Wow! We can't come in worse than second!" "Oh, gee, that's wonderful," I muttered. Then I realized something. Scoopy was supposed
part of that group." "I...I didn't really believe it," I said. "It's just that the axe made me nervous. And the bloodstain---" "Bloodstain? What bloodstain?" "The one on the blade. I saw it." Mrs. Logan sighed, got up, and went to the axe. She picked it up and ran her finger along the edge. "You mean this dirt?" "Ummm, yeah. I guess the dirt is what I meant." "Elrod McBugle, please don't tell me you asked me to do this interview because you thought I was a killer. Tell me you at least did it out