Dave Cameron and the Extraterrestrial 2016
Language: English
Pages: 178
ISBN: B0120NJWMG
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Full of surprises and a hilarious plot and begins in a forest one night when an extraterrestrial comes crashing down and the strange extraterrestrial entity manages to survive the impact and release of forces and alters its form to this world, as it creeps out into the dark world and forest, and it hides in one of the stupidest places before humans arrive.
The army arrives and investigates what crashed into the wood and newspapers report it and officials at NASA are brought in, and in the end admit a military weapon system shot it out of the sky on its appearance over the world.
Scientists explore everything they can and try to find what escaped from the crash!
Has moments of ingenuity and action, high comedy, and scary moments and accelerates on in a convincingly everyday setting that makes it work!
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