Best Of Gross Jokes, Volume 1
Julius Alvin
Language: English
Pages: 164
ISBN: 2:00263456
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
Volume 0ne of a two-volume collection of all-time favorites is a hilariously raunchy compendium that throws political correctness to the wind and points fun at everything from ethnic groups to politicians..
Review from amazon:
This book truly lives up to it's title. If you are looking for cutesy jokes, DO NOT buy this book! BUY IT if you like twisted adult, ethnic & off-the-wall jokes. Really Enjoyed It!
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Why did they call off the leper poker tourney? Somebody threw in their hand. BEST OF GROSS JOKES: VOLUME I 105 Why did they call off the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the comer. Did you h ear about the leper that was a big hit at the party? They were using his back for clam dip. Why is sex with a leper the best.? Because you always get a souvenir. What do you call five lepers in a hot tub? Soup. Why did the leper f BEST OF GROSS JOKES: VOLUME I J 29 Did yo u hear about Lhe new " no fril ls" nu rsing ho mes? Instead of providing three meals a d ay, t.hey leave ou t large bowls of Ken-l.rRaLio n. How can you tell you're getting old? When you find you rself saying, "Yo u mean, it co me.in both ointm ent and suppositor y?" How ca n you tell you're really old ? You remember when AVOS was a di et can dy. Wh y is an old man like cemen t? It takes both two days to ge t hard . How can you tell your wife is Italian wilh a credit card in a whorehouse. Two Po lacks walked in to a bar. The bartender asked, "What has four legs and stinks?" "I don't know," one replied. "You and your friend," lhe bartender said. Later, lhe two Polacks were walking down the street when lhey spotted two friends. One Polack said to them, "What has four legs and stinks?" The two men said they didn't know. The Polack replied, "Me and my friend." 16 Julius Alvin What's the definition of a redneck? A guy who'll screw a sex fo r mo ney and sex fo r free? Sex fo r free costs a lo t mo re. Did yo u hea r abo ut th e new co llege course cal led " Inte rco urse I 0 I?" Yo u ta ke it be twee n pe ri ods an d al l yo u have to do i co me. Wh y is 88 be tte r than 69? Yo u ge t " a te'' twice. How do yo u kn ow yo u ' re reall y lo nely? Yo ur own t o n ~ 1 e feels good in your mo uth . 140 Julius Alvi11 Wha t's a d oggi e b ra ) It makes poi ntt: rs (Ji ll o f sette rs. Wh y d o nurli sts h ave th e bes t minut · later, the boy walks up th dragging h is d ead frog. bout thirty minut !at r, he co me back d own the t.airs, a big grin on h is fac , t.i ll dragging the frog. 150 Julius Alvin By now the madam is curious. She asks, "Why did you come in here with a dead frog asking for a girl with herpes?" "Well, it's like this," he says. "When 1 get home tonight, I'll fuck the babysitter and she'll get it. Then when my parents get home, my dad will drive her home and on the way they'll stop and have