400 Travelling Salesmen Jokes

400 Travelling Salesmen Jokes

Henny Youngman

Language: English

Pages: 130

ISBN: 2:00263394

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

This collection is a rare opportunity for his fans everywhere to " get in on the Youngman act." For those unfortunate
few who don't already know Henny Youngman, this book is a priceless discovery they will turn to time and again.


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embarrassed to talk. So, instead, when be ordered his next drink, he ordered one for her and paid for them both. She nodded her thanks, but still they did not speak. This went on for four rounds. Finally, emboldened by the liquor, be said, "Do you ever go to bed with men?" "I never have before," she said, smiling, "but I bel!.eve you talked me into it, you clever, silvertongued devil, you." George knew just what be wanted in a woman. "The girl I marry," be used to say, "will be an economist in

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evening gown tbat defied gravity. "Terrific," said ber dale. "I don't see what holds that dress up." ..Play your cards right and you will," she murmured. Lily couldn't imagine why she was so popular. "Is it my lovely hair?" she asked a friend. ''No." "Is it my cute figure?" ..No." "My personality?" "No." "Then I give up." "That's itl" Since the sweet young thing was warned by her mother not to tal.k to strange men, she only speaks to those who act familiar. Two model.s were conversing chicly on

" Yes, it's me all right." It's usually a girl's geography that determines her history. We know an amorous millionaire who's terribly indiscreet, yet so wealthy that be does n't give a damn. He begins each letter to his swectl1ca.n s, "My darling, and gentlemen of the jury . · ·" 61 Sam, a brilliant young inventor, had his living quarters and laboratory combined. A visitor was there, and Sam drew back the velvet curtains enclosing a cozy alcove. There, stretched out on the divan, was a

SALESMANSHIP: The difierence between rape and rapture. It's no fun to kiss a girl over the phone unless you happen to be in the same room with her. Florence and Emily, two pretty young housewives, arranged to have cocktails and lunch together. When they me~ Emily could see that something serious was bothering her friend. "Come on, out with jt, What's depressing you?" "I'm ashamed to admit it, but I caught my husband making love." "Why le t that bother you? I got mine the same way." The reason

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